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Tell her she looks thin

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! File not found. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard…

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Ok, this has gotta stop

And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.…

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We need rest

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. You mean it controls your actions? I find your lack of faith disturbing. The…

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Ladies of the evening

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany,…

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I respect and admire Harold Zoid

Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! This is the worst kind of discrimination:…

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